THE FELINE MANIFESTO

YET ANOTHER UPDATE

Seems I can not get a hold of updating this most important log. But dammit to hell Tattooed Papa is always watching me with his beedy little primate eyes.
Grrrrrrrrr.

SO everything is set in motion, all is ready according to plan. The Ja'ffa Squirrels and Ninja Kitties are are all trained and ready.

Now the invasion begins!

MUCH NEEDED UPDATE

My appoligies my dear minions of the new order. I have been busy with my top secret experiments to take over the world.

News from the West coast General MJ has reported that take over of the San Fransisco area is almost complete, seems that the System Lord in that area was kinda wimpy and allergic to both cats and squirrels.

General K has reported that the Feline Ninja teams are fully trained and the Squirrel Jaffa are ready for transport to the DC area for the take over.
Also General K will be moving the training camp to Florida , there it will be evergreen and with the longer summers we can double production of Squirrel Jaffa.

Also I have aquiired access to a new alien technology.. Radiator heat! Yes.. now I can power my super steam engine warp core. MMMMMM Warp core.

Must go now, for tattooed day will be home anymoment and discover my lab

NAMING THE NEW ORDER.

As I was sitting on the couch planing on how I would take my share of tattooed daddies Halloween candy, I began to realize that I have not decided on a name of the new order once I have taken over.
So I contacted my Generals and Minions on the inthe internet (only while both Daddies are nto around gotta be sneaky now that Fuzzy Papa is under the mind control of tattooed papa, Damm him and his Witchcraft and Jedi Mind tricks. I will free Fuzzy Papa from the tyranical rule of the Tattooed one!)
But I digress. So My Minions General C, and Secret Agent MJ have come up with the following names.

THE FOURTH REICH

THE UNITED CONFEDERATION OF FELINE CLANS

THE NATION OF FELINE SUPREMACY

THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY FELINES

THE EMPIRE OF BAJOR
Or my Favourite,

THE FELINE UNION OF SUPREME FELINES OF THE CONFEDERATED FELINE CLANS

Ok must go now, there is a can of tuna I need to lick clean

UPDATE ON ME

Well my precious minions, I Bajor Nerys Boitano have been busy.
Tattooed Daddy has been building some sort of odd device, a device I had not seen before in my life. Its big, black and has lots of pulsing lights. Could he be building some sort of portable warp core? Some new energy source for him to carry on his back? And whats with the little lazer gun on the backpack. HMMM I must aquire this new technology for my plans.

Fuzzy Daddy stayed the night last saturday, I was happy but he dared to sleep on my side of the bed and payed no attention to me as I attempted to inform him that he wa son my side of the bed. So I head butted him in the traditional feline manner of "Hey your on my side move" I wanted to bite him but I was to tired, so I sat on his face.

I dont understand why Fuzzy daddy gives tattoo daddy more attention than me, after all I am a princess, I am Bajor, loved by all. I guess I need to train him.

well, nothing else is going on at this moment, I need to contact my troops on the west coast (Keep up the good work on them fires kitties) And my Head general informs me of the great progress the Ninja Kitties are doing in Kingston. Way to Go General C ! keep up the fantastic work.

Well off I go to make more hair balls and break things, but first a nap!

NEW TOY! NEW TOY!

Well both Papas brought over a new toy for me! At least I hope it is for me, Tattooed Papa puts it were I can not reach (He is so cruel to me) not letting me play with what I want, rustle in bags and break things I dont like.
Its a fuzzy tail thingy, its bigger than me. Tattooed Papa uses it the wrong way (Just like most bi-peds) He actually wears it on his Kilt. Can you imagine? Weird.

Anyway, my day is rather going to be busy, much furballs to make and lots of napping to do.
I need to contact my General in Massachusets to see how the Kitten Ninja Training is going.

ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER FURBALL

Well I once again felt unappreciated this morning. I worked all night cleaning myself so I can creat a nice large furball for tattooed papa. I hacked the biggest and wettest one I could. And all he did was freak out and throw it away. I was offended. It was a perfectly good furball.
I don't undertand these humans. Always saying things then doing something else.

I am going to go sit on the window sill and look at the leaves fall, the scene might inspire me to break some things that I feel Tattooed papa no longer needs.
**sigh** I miss my Fuzzy Papa, he truly understands me. I think cause he is fuzzy like me.
Tattooed papa has no fuzzy, he just has funny marks and drawings all over his body. (I still think they are some sort of magic that keeps him immortal)

I DO MY PART

I try to do my part, really I do. I try to help Tattoo daddy out of bed this morning, so I stick my face in his ears and meow telling him to get his hairless body out of my bed.
And as always he is unappreciative.
I am telling you, I do my part I give and give and give, and all he does is yell. I need to get new parents.